If I wasn’t a celebrity
Would you be so nice to me?
If I didn’t have cheese like every day
Would you still wanna be with me?
Me when I get a new follower


thecrystalring:

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world - Robin Williams


spoken-not-written:

jawngreenyoukiller:

howimetyoureffingmother:

favourite person in the world.

^

everybodyone

(via pizza)


I lost all my friends because I wouldn’t stop quoting Linkin Park, but in the end, it doesn’t even matter.


(via rosiedoll)


snaggypax:

everets:

just replace all police with police dogs

nobody would be mean or rude the police imagine a dog with a lil’ backpack giving you a ticket. you can’t get mad at the dog. the dog is just doing his lil’ dog job and wagging his tail and you KNOW he loves you still.

(via pizza)



yewglow:

randomlittlespark:

jesusinc:

"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle

Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults

nerd

(via thehilariousblog)



candykaiju:

r u for real

it’sssss always fresh in the outback. sorry not sorry

candykaiju:

r u for real

it’sssss always fresh in the outback. sorry not sorry

(via aaronsparty-comeandgetit)


roguesquirrel:

The Great Gatsby 2
… they thought he was dead…
……..but they rebuilt him…
…faster … stronger … smarter…
old sports die hard
In
The Great Gatling-Gunsby
West Egg is about to be Scrambled

OLD SPORTS DIE HARD.

(via aaronsparty-comeandgetit)


bubonickitten:

…did i just witness a three-way crossover

yes

yes i did

(via rosiedoll)